Conan - Season 3 Episode 38 : Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)

Episode List

Ep 1 Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo

2012-11-05

Ep 2 Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI

2012-11-06

Ep 3 I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them

2012-11-07

Ep 4 The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies

2012-11-08

Ep 5 "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was

2012-11-13

Ep 6 The Vague Man Who Said Something

2012-11-14

Ep 7 The Lorax XXX

2012-11-15

Ep 8 What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay

2012-11-26

Ep 9 Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"

2012-11-27

Ep 10 Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!

2012-11-28

Ep 11 The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls

2012-11-29

Ep 12 The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss

2012-12-03

Ep 13 The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes

2012-12-04

Ep 14 Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?

2012-12-05

Ep 15 The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing

2012-12-06

Ep 16 Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope

2012-12-10

Ep 17 The Narcoleptic Insomniac

2012-12-11

Ep 18 Conan's Got a Cold

2012-12-12

Ep 19 The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel

2012-12-13

Ep 20 Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'

2012-12-17

Ep 21 The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit

2012-12-18

Ep 22 The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing

2012-12-19

Ep 23 Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"

2012-12-20

Ep 24 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go

2013-01-07

Ep 25 The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole

2013-01-08

Ep 26 Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote

2013-01-09

Ep 27 Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong

2013-01-10

Ep 28 All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off

2013-01-14

Ep 29 Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish

2013-01-15

Ep 30 The Chamomile Conundrum

2013-01-16

Ep 31 Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!

2013-01-17

Ep 32 Siri, Where Is My Kidney?

2013-01-21

Ep 33 The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles

2013-01-22

Ep 34 Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening

2013-01-23

Ep 35 The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants

2013-01-24

Ep 36 Sweet Home Al-Jazeera

2013-01-28

Ep 37 The Day the Mime Stood Still

2013-01-29

Ep 38 Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)

2013-01-30

Ep 39 Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far

2013-01-31

Ep 40 The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn

2013-02-04

Ep 41 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags

2013-02-05

Ep 42 Yahtzee at the OK Corral

2013-02-06

Ep 43 The Strange Case of Case Strangerson

2013-02-07

Ep 44 The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice

2013-02-11

Ep 45 The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication

2013-02-12

Ep 46 The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School

2013-02-13

Ep 47 Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"

2013-02-14

Ep 48 The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery

2013-02-19

Ep 49 "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster

2013-02-20

Ep 50 The Roomba with a View

2013-02-21

Ep 51 The All-Girl Sausage Party

2013-02-25

Ep 52 You Have the Right to Remain Naked

2013-02-26

Ep 53 The Legend of Legend Cove

2013-02-27

Ep 54 The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk

2013-02-28

Ep 55 Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title

2013-03-04

Ep 56 Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy

2013-03-05

Ep 57 The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose

2013-03-06

Ep 58 A Time to Kill Time

2013-03-07

Ep 59 The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances

2013-03-11

Ep 60 The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable

2013-03-12

Ep 61 Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes

2013-03-13

Ep 62 The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie

2013-03-14

Ep 63 I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins

2013-03-25

Ep 64 The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?

2013-03-26

Ep 65 The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle

2013-03-27

Ep 66 The Ginger Went Down to Georgia

2013-04-01

Ep 67 It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta

2013-04-02

Ep 68 Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured

2013-04-03

Ep 69 The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title

2013-04-04

Ep 70 The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake

2013-04-08

Ep 71 The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut

2013-04-09

Ep 72 Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville

2013-04-10

Ep 73 Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel

2013-04-11

Ep 74 The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis

2013-04-15

Ep 75 Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer

2013-04-16

Ep 76 Django Snowchained

2013-04-17

Ep 77 Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation

2013-04-18

Ep 78 Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III

2013-04-29

Ep 79 Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services

2013-04-30

Ep 80 Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis

2013-05-01

Ep 81 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name

2013-05-02

Ep 82 The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me

2013-05-06

Ep 83 The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch

2013-05-07

Ep 84 Press "Pound" for Murder

2013-05-08

Ep 85 The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige

2013-05-09

Ep 86 There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!

2013-05-14

Ep 87 IMDBCooper

2013-05-15

Ep 88 "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower

2013-05-16

Ep 89 The Princess and the P. Diddy

2013-05-20

Ep 90 Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke

2013-05-21

Ep 91 The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!

2013-05-22

Ep 92 The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard

2013-05-23

Ep 93 Butt-Dial M for Murder

2013-06-03

Ep 94 The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas

2013-06-04

Ep 95 The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers

2013-06-05

Ep 96 Alien Meets The Fokkers

2013-06-06

Ep 97 The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad

2013-06-10

Ep 98 Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing

2013-06-11

Ep 99 Escape from Podcast Mountain

2013-06-12

Ep 100 The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6

2013-06-13

Ep 101 The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.

2013-06-24

Ep 102 The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest

2013-06-25

Ep 103 Never Name Your Daughter Dilda

2013-06-26

Ep 104 The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!

2013-06-27

Ep 105 The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy

2013-07-08

Ep 106 When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.

2013-07-09

Ep 107 My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

2013-07-10

Ep 108 The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"

2013-07-11

Ep 109 The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie

2013-07-15

Ep 110 There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm

2013-07-16

Ep 111 Zero on the Richter Scale

2013-07-17

Ep 112 Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S

2013-07-18

Ep 113 99% Effort, 1% Milk.

2013-07-22

Ep 114 Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters

2013-07-23

Ep 115 "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek

2013-07-24

Ep 116 Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy

2013-07-25

Ep 117 Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes

2013-07-29

Ep 118 One If by Land, Two If by Jetski

2013-07-30

Ep 119 Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge

2013-07-31

Ep 120 My Big Fat Greek Landlord

2013-08-01

Ep 121 Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening

2013-08-05

Ep 122 Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)

2013-08-06

Ep 123 Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning

2013-08-07

Ep 124 The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference

2013-08-08

Ep 125 Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.

2013-08-12

Ep 126 Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D

2013-08-13

Ep 127 The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One

2013-08-14

Ep 128 Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas

2013-08-15

Ep 129 The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched

2013-09-03

Ep 130 The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"

2013-09-04

Ep 131 DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN

2013-09-05

Ep 132 The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter

2013-09-09

Ep 133 A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change

2013-09-10

Ep 134 The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead

2013-09-11

Ep 135 Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading

2013-09-12

Ep 136 Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango

2013-09-16

Ep 137 The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In

2013-09-17

Ep 138 Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills

2013-09-18

Ep 139 The Fast and the Bi-Curious

2013-09-19

Ep 140 Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White

2013-09-23

Ep 141 Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent

2013-09-24

Ep 142 The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album

2013-09-25

Ep 143 Word Is a Four-Letter Word

2013-09-26

Ep 144 The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of

2013-09-30

Ep 145 Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home

2013-10-01

Ep 146 Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3

2013-10-02

Ep 147 A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode

2013-10-03

Ep 148 Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper

2013-10-14

Ep 149 The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined

2013-10-15

Ep 150 Throwing Shade Since 1993

2013-10-16

Ep 151 Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.

2013-10-17

Ep 152 Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men

2013-10-21

Ep 153 The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype

2013-10-22

Ep 154 The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"

2013-10-23

Ep 155 Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime

2013-10-24

Ep 156 Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed

2013-10-28

Ep 157 Two Decades, Two Laughs

2013-10-29

Ep 158 A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences

2013-10-30

Ep 159 That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years

2013-10-31

Synopsis

Adam Scott, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Ben Folds Five

Title	Conan - Season 3 Episode 38 : Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)
Release Date	Jan 01, 1970
Season	11
Episode	1510